Southern women are just like the other women of the 19th Century.
Here is a short list of the dos: Always offer to pay. Always stand when she enters a room or get up to leave a room.
A: Studying the Miranda Rights Q: How do you get a redneck to suck your dick? Q: What's white, a redneck, and twelve inches long? Q: What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers? Q: What's the difference between a redneck and poor white trash? You might be a redneck if you are still holding on to Confederate money because you think the South will rise again.
Q: How do rednecks spend the first week of the school year? You might be a redneck if you owe the taxidermist more than your annual income.
Don’t blame the cow when the milk gets sour.“Statistically speaking, there is a 65 percent chance that the love of your life is having an affair.
Be very suspicious.” – Scott Dikkers Don’t he think he’s cock o’ the henhouse?
Ashes to ashes and dust to dust, if it wasn’t for women our hearts would rust.”Save a boyfriend for a rainy day and another, in case it doesn’t rain.” – Mae West Bait the cow to catch the calf.
Because all the DNA matches and there is no dental records.
Q: What does a redneck do when his dishwasher stops working?
Q: What are the only two seasons a Redneck can name?
"Inbread" Why are redneck murder cases so hard to solve? What's the difference between Virginia and West Virginia?
A: Anyone else would have called it a "teethbrush".