Your dad'll start tripping and get me pissed I'd have to walk up and bust him in his f*cking lips!
It's dinner time, we hearing grace from your mother I pull a forty out and pour some for your little brother I'm steady staring at your sister, I'll tell you this For only 13, she got some big tits After that, your dad will probably jump again But only this time, I'd put the forty to his chin After your mom does the dishes and the silverware I'd dry-f*ck her till I nut in my underwear Now, let's meet contestant number two He's a psychopathic, deranged, crackhead freak Who works for the Dark Carnival He says women call him stretch nuts Sharon, let's hear your question I like a man who's not afraid to show his true emotions A man who expresses himself in his own special way Number two, if you fell in love with me Exactly how would you let me know?
After that, your dad would try to jump again And only this time I'd put the 40 to his chin!
After your mom does the dishes and the silverware, I'd dry f**k her till I nut in my underwear!!!! (Sharon) I like a man who's not afraid to show his true emotions,, A man who expresses himself in his own special way #2, if you fell in love with me, exactly how would you let me know?
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