To men, sex is an emergency, and no matter what we're doing we can be ready in two minutes. They're very exciting, but the conditions have to be exactly right for it to occur.I had a parakeet that used to fly around the house and crash into these huge mirrors my mother put in.There's a guy that looks just like me in there." But the parakeet would fall for this.I'd let him out of his cage, he'd fly right into the mirror.
My tongue is filling up my mouth, I think my hair is falling out. College freshman Claire Danvers has had enough of her nightmarish From the author of the popular Weather Warden series comes the debut of an exciting new series set in Morganville, Texas, where you would be well advised to avoid being out after dark.\n\n College freshman Claire Danvers has had enough of her nightmarish dorm situation.
Will she be able to face the town\'s terror or will she drown like everyone else?
"Don't you know what it means to become an orgy guy? It's often wrong.""A job with the New York Yankees! You wouldn't understand."Dating is pressure and tension.
Every instinct I have in every aspect of life, be it something to wear, something to eat... I sometimes feel awkward, uncomfortable, even inhibited in certain situations with the other human beings.
I'd have to grow a moustache and get all kinds of robes and lotions and I'd need a new bedspread and new curtains I'd have to get thick carpeting and weirdo lighting. My life is the complete opposite of everything I want it to be.