Dating a broke girl is like keeping a Redbox rental too long, eventually you will pay way too much for that shit! Broke girls remain focused on keeping their hair and nails done.
I don’t care how sexy a girl is, you have to remember there is no machine in the gym that makes your wallet bigger. If you’re going to still date that refugee from a job fair, you will need to know the pitfalls. Why the fuck are broke girls so worried about how their hair looks?
Everywhere you turn there are girls with designer purses, and only .00 worth of Chucky Cheese tokens in that muthafucka.As he walked me back to my car, my date for the evening a fine brother from Mali, who looked lots like Felony Bae (yes, this is me humble bragging), asked me the dreaded question we ladies are prone to hear whenever he is kind of feeling you like that: “What exactly are you looking for in a man? Sorry fella but this mule is quite stubborn and those 68 cents per every white man’s dollar, do not stretch that far.” I hate that question with the passion of ten Christ-films. Besides there are tons of women out there willing to date men, whose pockets are less than ambitious.Having a purse with no money in it is like being a firefighter that fights fires with a super soaker, you can’t get shit done. Broke girls are always looking for a Baller in the club.I’m sorry, but your broke ass is standing by the bar like an alcoholic Tiny Tim saying “Please sir, I want some more.” And, you expect a guy to be a financial powerhouse?